Yesterday I was sitting in my calculus class frantically starching notes down on my paper as my teacher wrote integrals on the whiteboard. The door opens-- one of my classmates walks in, he's about 40 minutes late at this point. My teacher says something to him to the effect of, "Hey, you did decide to finally show up."
Not flinching that a student was late, he turns to resume writing. He pauses a few seconds before he turns back around, "Do you have a band-aid?"(He had already unsuccessfully asked the rest of the class toward the beginning of the lecture).
The guy who had walked in was thrown off-guard by this random question. Thinking it was the beginning to some joke he responds with, "So, do you have your tickets?"
He pauses. The room is dead silent at this point, but I would bet that you all can see where this is going.
"Tickets? To where?"
"Tickets to the gun show!!"
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So, now that you've heard my story to appease you all this week while I'm busy cramming to finish homework and puppets (its for school don't worry) and study for midterms-- I'd like to hear from you. Yes! that's right I'd like to know who all is reading this.
It'd be fantastic if you would express what you'd like to see more of, but if you at a loss for what to say a simple "Hello" is enough to let me know that your out there. Don't like public commenting? Then send an email to blog@meyrific.com
This has happened to me... anytime i'm with matt. He also found this hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI was telling this story to Emma when I realized that it would be a fantastic story for my blog; it was just so random.
ReplyDeleteThat is quite the non sequitor, I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm sure the prof is too.
ReplyDeleteWait... are you telling me you never heard this joke? Yanow, where the guy then flexes his "guns" (biceps).
ReplyDeleteWhich I would have included in the description except he was sitting behind me so I didn't really see much of anything.
Unless.... I'm just not understanding what you're actually trying to say.
Hadn't heard the joke before. My life under a rock on Mars comes back to haunt me. :(
ReplyDeleteMust be kinda like me and music. I'm so behind with music and artists that its not even funny.
ReplyDeleteLol, I'm reading. Hello.
ReplyDeleteThis is Gladys by the way.
=)